I was studying for an art theory exam and I realized that Marcel Duchamp’s famous bicicle wheel was basically a fidget spinner.
A hecking fidget spinner.
He made the sculpture because he thought it was neat and random to keep a bicicle wheel in his studio and it calmed him down to spin the wheel. And if I told anyone who takes art seriously they would judge me for this connotation.
Send help. Or your weirdest connotation to make me feel better.