○ hi .. iam the new brain
● yeah yeah welcome, so you will be assigned to this guy , but first you need to go down our ADHD drill department
○ cool can you tell me more about it ? What should i do to him?
● oh sure , first of all you should not be able to focus on any thing productive at all
○ ok !
● yeah and no matter how hard you try to do his work , YOU SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH IT the way you want at least
○ what about memory strength
● what , we dont have that here , your memory should only recall shitty and useless things ,ONLY
● so do you have any hobbies?
○ yeah i do have one .. i like playing vio…
● well now you will have 19 of them , and you will keep jumping from one to another every 2 days
○ anything else?
● of course , come close let me charge your time management device with power
○ ok here it is
● yeah just hold on .. it won’t take long
○ sir ! Eh it is burning , i won’t be able to mange my time like this !!!!!!!!!!
● throws it who needs it any way
● now thats all , any questions?
○ yeah, where is my phone, i was holding it 2 seconds ago?